writer

#1 crush-haver on Conan O’Brien since 2003 (he never answered my letter)

fascinated by tiny, intense worlds. online hobby forums. conventions. theme parks. casinos. ren faires. wrestling.

embarked on a spiritual journey where i watched every single hour of WWF wrestling that took place from 1995-1999.

i do nothing by half-measure, to my #detriment!

frasier scholar

big fan of walking, hiking, roadside americana, space-age aesthetics, and nature. (nature is better than anything we’ll ever do. sry I don’t make the rules.)

still open to marrying Paul McCartney